Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m back again

For compilation number 2

Roses are red

Violets are blue

These flowers, however

Have a slight green hue

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

I’m colourblind

Every single day

Roses are red

Violets are red

Wait, that’s wrong

It’s all in my head

Roses are blue

Violets are blue

I’m bad at this

That much is true

Roses are red

Roses are red

I’m repeating that phrase

Even in bed

Violets are blue

Why aren’t they violet?

That makes no sense

I should probably stay silent

And roses are red

The colour of blood

That’s so weird of nature

To make it something unlike mud

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You regret messing with me

Now don’t you?

Because roses are red

Not normally

Because they’re coloured with your blood

It’s important to you, I can see

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Blue’s an interesting colour

You agree, don’t you?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You ruined my garden!

Now shoo, shoo, shoo!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

There’s so many words

That rhyme with ‘red’, too

But everyone wants it

Exactly their way

So I can’t change it

During the light of day

Roses are red

Violets are blue

There’s so many poems

But which do I choose?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why are there flowers

In the loo?

Violets can be red

If I want them to be

I can do what I want

Can’t you see?

And roses can be blue

Because I’ll choose what I do

Or they can be violet

That too

I’ve kind of strayed off track,

Haven’t I?

But you can see

With your two eyes

That roses are red

And violets are blue

That is one thing

That will always be true

 

The World of Texting

It makes no sense

Emojis are stupid

But I digress

It’s filled with tons of LOLs,

ROFLs and clicks

The phones are so fragile

They snap as easy as sticks

If you ever find yourself

In this weird dimension

Respond very quick

Or else there’ll be tension

The moral of this story

Is as simple as this:

This is the place

Where some people find bliss

But don’t get stuck

In this world of hate

If you do, however,

just count to 78.