Dear 25 year-old Lucy, how are you going? Just warning you, I’m about to ask you a lot of questions, so be prepared…

Did you finally managed to land a boyfriend?

Or accomplish a published book?

Are you finally BFF’s with Beyonce?

Or at least Cara Delevingne?

I wonder if you have your own vintage two-storey attached house, or if you have a Chow Chow dog named Munchkin…

There are tons of questions I could ask you, better I’ll leave you with that. I’m sorry if I have now depressed you if you basically said no to all of my questions. Love ya!

From Lucy.